All diluvia all the time makes Slim a dull boy. All diluvia all the time makes Slim a dull boy. All diluvia all the time... I'm happy folks seem to be enjoying the Follies, but we can't let the lengthy tale distract from the our daily Slimbological business, tackling important themes like... well... like haircuts in non-Apocalyptic circumstances. So...
I've noticed that, coincidentally or otherwise, I often cut my hair and mow my lawn on the same day. Apparently I have a recurring case of George Jones-itis.
Well there are only two things you can do with a pair of scissors alone in front of the mirror.
ReplyDeleteOne is cut your hair.
The other is...
Put
The
Scissors
Down
Oh Snap! Your Word Formicator Thingy WTFr for this comment?
"bodial"
hahahahahaha
it just doesn't get any better than that.
Bodial
Pick up da'Phone!