Serendipitous Election Day humor: This morning on the way to work, I wound up behind this Doodie Calls port-o-potty poo-hauling truck, on the back of which was painted, "Within this tank Lies A Lot of POLITICAL PROMISES". Har! Funny enough, I suppose, though mainly I was just busy thinking, "Please don't rupture! Please don't rupture! Please don't..."