Sunday, August 28, 2011

Man in pink shirt with blue eyes and very blue tie. What's the backstory?


  1. Anonymous9:26 PM

    Luther Adkins. Sells bricks. Finds them very boring. Doesn't know how long he can stand them anymore.

  2. Anonymous2:24 AM

    Got any happy people?

  3. Anonymous9:07 PM

    He works for Banana Republic and got several pink shirts at their last sale. They didn't sell too well.

  4. Dan Birkin sells shoes. He has been in the business for a number of years. At one point he almost developed a foot fetish, but therapy nipped that in the bud. Dan is married and has two young children. Dan thinks he's a comedian and is always trying out jokes on his customers and family. Dan is also a practical joker. He sometimes puts rubber spiders in people's shoes as they are trying them on. The management has warned him that this is not a good thing. Dan is also an avid birder.