Wednesday, August 24, 2011

We’re on a roll here. What about his backstory? (Or front-story? Or side-story? Really, whatever you’ve got.)


  1. Ernie Mankowitz repairs clocks. He has always been fascinated by man's obsession with measuring it. As a child, he would disassemble clocks and watches to reveal their inner workings. Then Ernie became interested in time travel. His favorite times were during the Egyptian dynasties c. 3000 BC, Greece c. 750 BC and the rule of Frederick II 1198-1250. Ernie is a life long bachelor and still lives with his 83 year old mother. He eats very little, but is very fond of bourbon. Oddly enough, Ernie likes thrash- garage-punk and Balkan folk music, thus the need to sound proof his room since he is also an audiophile.
    He never learned to drive a car and rides a Schwinn 3 speed to his repair shop.

  2. Anonymous8:47 PM

    Whoever he is he told a very big fib!!

  3. Anonymous2:42 PM

    hes got one weird nose