- Wear shoes most days
- Not curse at nuns
- Avoid fraternizing with gibbons
- Sleep
- Not get my ears pierced
- Not get a tattoo
- Not bet on peanuckle games
- Make at least one mock-(but-not really-all-that-funny)-list of New Year’s resolutions
Tuesday, January 03, 2012
I Resolve...
New Year's Resolutions are hard. And failure is so discouraging. This year I'm lowering the bar. I resolve to:
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The great comic, Pat McCormick, used to appear on the The Late Show each year with his resolutions. One year one his resolutions was "never to take the temperature of a dog in church". It could well appear in your list.
ReplyDeleteOoh! I resolve to not do that too!
ReplyDeleteI plan to try hard not to go to church more.
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