Tuesday, January 03, 2012

I Resolve...

New Year's Resolutions are hard. And failure is so discouraging. This year I'm lowering the bar. I resolve to:
  • Wear shoes most days
  • Not curse at nuns
  • Avoid fraternizing with gibbons
  • Sleep
  • Not get my ears pierced
  • Not get a tattoo
  • Not bet on peanuckle games
  • Make at least one mock-(but-not really-all-that-funny)-list of New Year’s resolutions
What do you resolve?


  1. The great comic, Pat McCormick, used to appear on the The Late Show each year with his resolutions. One year one his resolutions was "never to take the temperature of a dog in church". It could well appear in your list.

  2. Ooh! I resolve to not do that too!

  3. Anonymous10:04 PM

    I plan to try hard not to go to church more.