Friday, August 17, 2012

Person-A-Day: Mr. Mustachio

This guy is funny. I like him. But he worries too much.


  1. Murray Shacklestein runs a junkyard and owns an abandoned factory that he utilizes to store cloth remnants. He's basically into discarded stuff that he sells at a profit. Murray has done quite well. He's be at this for 30 years or so. He worries that his spouse, Gertrude, spends inordinate amounts of money on everything from shoes to sushi grade tuna. Gert ignores Murray's whining. She wears a pair of Shure SE535 earphones through which she listens to Phat Beets maxed out.

    1. I think Murray worries because he has not been able to afford a nose job yet!