I have a turtleneck like that. I think it dates back to the 70s. It shows absolutely no signs of age. I think it's made of some sort of magic fabric. I wonder if his is magic too.
Ken Mortimer works in the fashion industry. He designs men's clothes. Ken is a little egotistical and somewhat picky. He is devilish about details. He can drive you to drink, that is if you happen to work for him or live with him. There is a Fibonacci series of people who have either worked for him or lived with him. Unfortunately, most of these people are now alcoholics. On each of their birthdays, Ken sadistically sends them one of his signature Chamoisee brown turtlenecks that is made from an unknown secret fabric that Ken invented, so they say.
Ken Mortimer works in the fashion industry. He designs men's clothes. Ken is a little egotistical and somewhat picky. He is devilish about details. He can drive you to drink, that is if you happen to work for him or live with him. There is a Fibonacci series of people who have either worked for him or lived with him. Unfortunately, most of these people are now alcoholics. On each of their birthdays, Ken sadistically sends them one of his signature Chamoisee brown turtlenecks that is made from an unknown secret fabric that Ken invented, so they say.
ReplyDeleteOoh! I love a good Fibonnaci series!
DeleteAre you that old, Slimbo?
ReplyDeleteAh, no. It was passed along to me. I was around in the 70s, but the turtleneck would have been dangling down to my knees.
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