Monday, January 13, 2014

Banana Butt

Actual quote from actual sibling argument:
"We can't be fifty percent banana and ninety-eight percent monkey! Fifty plus ninety-eight doesn't equal one-hundred, banana butt!
(This was the culmination of a slightly confused argument about the amount of DNA humans share with other organisms, along with some fundamental misconceptions about the nature of percentile mathematics.)


  1. Anonymous6:10 PM

    Do we share any genes with bananas?

  2. Anonymous6:12 PM

    How about monkeys -- do they share genes with bananas?

  3. Anonymous6:24 PM

    Interesting. If banana genes are included in the monkey's double helix, then monkeys can be both 40% banana and 98% monkey.