Friday, March 31, 2017

What’s His Deal? Toothy McChunkmullet

Ooh! We haven’t played “What’s His/Her Deal?” in a while. Let’s do that! So...

This guy popped out of my doodle-cortex. What’s his deal? ('Cause I really don't know. He kind of freaks me out.) Y'know, name, backstory? Maybe a favorite color? Name of his cherished childhood stuffed animal...? Dealer’s choice.


  1. Works at an illegal anarchist soup kitchen that seeks to feed the homeless without getting health permits.

    He seeks comfort from a huge stuffed bear named "Snuggles" (recently acquired).

    1. Ooh, I like it. So what's his favorite kind of illegal anarchist soup? Miso(-read-to-smash-the-system) soup?

      (Sorry, that's all I could come up with. I'm sure there are much better anarchist-slogan-soup puns, but they escape me at the moment.)

  2. Kent Kluger experiments with hair growth systems and punk-styled teeth enhancements. He lives in Creole Louisiana where he tends a large exotic bird sanctuary. His favorite bird is the pelican, mainly for its symbolic associations. He also is an excellent byte code writer, but no one has been able to decipher it yet due to his total disregard for coding conventions. He loves red fish and Professor Longhair and Allen Toussaint.